Rec Category: Humor
Pairings: Jack/Sam
Categories: Crack!fic, Parody, SG1
Warnings: Spoilers for seasons 6 and 7
Author on LJ:
josephides and
mrv3000
Author's Website: Random Leaves and Fanfic by Michelle
Links:
Episode 1: The Phantom Cheese (prequel - read third)
It Was A Dark And Stormy Night, Suddenly a Jaffa Yelled "Kree" (original - read first)
It Was A Dark and Stormy Night II: The Hamster Strikes Back (sequel - read second)
Why This Must Be Read:
I'm ending my my month of humor reccing with a bang!
This is absolutely the best ship!fic parody ever. You'll end up quoting lines from it like me...
Seriously. Laugh out loud funny and then some :P
A Teeny Extract
General Hammond, who, for some reason, was passing by Jonas' office on the way to Jack's, ignored Jonas and his disturbing banana, and hurried towards Jack O'Neill's office. He threw open the door. "Son, I thought you should know. I just got this letter from the President..."
Hurriedly, Jack stuffed his Gameboy into the top drawer of his desk and pretended he had actually been reading Major Carter's report, when in reality the allure of Super Mario Bros VII had simply been too much for his love-sick brain.
Hammond, ignoring Jack's disturbing Gameboy obsession, continued. "...it says 'Colonel Jack O'Neill and Major Samantha Carter are hereby authorized to make hot monkey love on the briefing room table. Thanks, and keep up the good work. Your pal, W.'"
Jack, his gray hair sticking up all over the place in his characteristically boyish manner, pulled something out of the drawer. Both he and Hammond admired the antique, *massive*, diamond engagement ring.
"My mom gave this to me," Jack said soulfully. Suddenly he jumped up. "But first... the hot monkey love!"
Pairings: Jack/Sam
Categories: Crack!fic, Parody, SG1
Warnings: Spoilers for seasons 6 and 7
Author on LJ:
Author's Website: Random Leaves and Fanfic by Michelle
Links:
Episode 1: The Phantom Cheese (prequel - read third)
It Was A Dark And Stormy Night, Suddenly a Jaffa Yelled "Kree" (original - read first)
It Was A Dark and Stormy Night II: The Hamster Strikes Back (sequel - read second)
Why This Must Be Read:
I'm ending my my month of humor reccing with a bang!
This is absolutely the best ship!fic parody ever. You'll end up quoting lines from it like me...
Seriously. Laugh out loud funny and then some :P
A Teeny Extract
General Hammond, who, for some reason, was passing by Jonas' office on the way to Jack's, ignored Jonas and his disturbing banana, and hurried towards Jack O'Neill's office. He threw open the door. "Son, I thought you should know. I just got this letter from the President..."
Hurriedly, Jack stuffed his Gameboy into the top drawer of his desk and pretended he had actually been reading Major Carter's report, when in reality the allure of Super Mario Bros VII had simply been too much for his love-sick brain.
Hammond, ignoring Jack's disturbing Gameboy obsession, continued. "...it says 'Colonel Jack O'Neill and Major Samantha Carter are hereby authorized to make hot monkey love on the briefing room table. Thanks, and keep up the good work. Your pal, W.'"
Jack, his gray hair sticking up all over the place in his characteristically boyish manner, pulled something out of the drawer. Both he and Hammond admired the antique, *massive*, diamond engagement ring.
"My mom gave this to me," Jack said soulfully. Suddenly he jumped up. "But first... the hot monkey love!"
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Date: 2007-02-28 01:42 pm (UTC)Great rec choice!
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Date: 2007-03-01 01:18 am (UTC)*hugs*