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Show: SG-1
Rec Category: Teal'c and Vala friendship
Characters: Teal'c, Vala Mal Doran, team, original characters
Categories: gen, humor
Warnings: none
Author's Journal:
holdouttrout
Author's Website:
holdouttrout
Link: Ten Easy Steps Toward Piracy
Why This Must Be Read: It's a technical alien conspiracy!
Okay, it's really Teal'c and Vala vs. the Ori and the Orici, with Vala doing everything short of donning an eyepatch in her quest to be a really good pirate...
Great Teal'c POV, Vala at her shameless best, and a great romp - both figuratively and literally.
“Good move,” Vala stage-whispered, “We might be able to incite a mutiny.”
She was being particularly obtuse about the pirate thing.
She insisted they find suitable outfits. Teal'c raised his eyebrow, but allowed her to dress him in a loose white shirt and the same drab pants everyone else was wearing around here. He didn't ask where she found the boots, or the bandanna she tied around his head--
“To disguise that distinctive tattoo,” she said, a little breathily, but Teal'c was used to her and paid it no attention.
Rec Category: Teal'c and Vala friendship
Characters: Teal'c, Vala Mal Doran, team, original characters
Categories: gen, humor
Warnings: none
Author's Journal:
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Author's Website:
Link: Ten Easy Steps Toward Piracy
Why This Must Be Read: It's a technical alien conspiracy!
Okay, it's really Teal'c and Vala vs. the Ori and the Orici, with Vala doing everything short of donning an eyepatch in her quest to be a really good pirate...
Great Teal'c POV, Vala at her shameless best, and a great romp - both figuratively and literally.
“Good move,” Vala stage-whispered, “We might be able to incite a mutiny.”
She was being particularly obtuse about the pirate thing.
She insisted they find suitable outfits. Teal'c raised his eyebrow, but allowed her to dress him in a loose white shirt and the same drab pants everyone else was wearing around here. He didn't ask where she found the boots, or the bandanna she tied around his head--
“To disguise that distinctive tattoo,” she said, a little breathily, but Teal'c was used to her and paid it no attention.