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Show: SGA
Rec Category: Alternate Universe (specifically, vampires - Earth-type ones, not just the Wraith)
Characters: Rodney McKay/John Sheppard
Categories: M/M
Words: 1502 (the remix is 7692 words)
Warnings: No AO3 warnings apply
Author on DW: [personal profile] sabinelagrande
Author's Website: see the AO3
Link: You're All I Ever Wanted (But I'm Terrified of You) on AO3
Why This Must Be Read: This month I'm reccing Vampire AUs, and in this one Rodney's a vampire scientist and John's signed on to be his thrall hoping for vampiric sexytimes but it takes him a while to wear Rodney down about that! Sabine's fic sets the scene hilariously and there's a remix by Dee_Laundry called I’ll See It Through (The Texas Two-Step Mix) (M), which explores events in more detail, includes a visit from vamp!Elizabeth, and ends with a romantic conclusion. The two fics together are an excellent read.

"So," John- if that was his real name, which Rodney very much doubted- drawled. "This is what you do all night?"

"Essentially," he said, carefully swirling his beaker and noting the change in color. "Hand me that tubing. No, no, not the copper, the- yes, that one."

"Not going to terrorize any villagers?" John pressed, watching as Rodney finished setting up his experiment. "Pick up some impressionable young maidens? Maybe make an evil plan?"

Rodney rolled his eyes and sighed. Were all thralls this much work, or did he just get a defective one? "I have way too much research to do to worry about whoring around and terrorizing peasants, thanks."

John put his elbows on Rodney's worktable and leaned forward, waggling his eyebrows in what Rodney assumed was supposed to be a seductive fashion. "You sure?"

"Is that what this is about?" he asked, resisting the urge to slap his hand against his forehead. "Look, I don't know what you've heard, but I have wives. Blonde ones."

"Sure you do," he replied, smirking.

"They just went out for a couple of virgins and a pack of cigarettes," Rodney said defensively, crossing his arms over his chest. "They're due back any time now."

"And when did they leave?"

The vampire muttered something.

"I didn't catch that," John said, sounding more triumphant than Rodney liked.

"1946," Rodney sighed, defeated.


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