stargateficrec | The Completely Unbelievable, Fantastic, Sometimes Scary, Adventures of John Sheppard (and co.)

Full title (cause LJ can't fit it all in): The Completely Unbelievable, Fantastic, Sometimes Scary, Adventures of John Sheppard (and co.) by Kodiak Bear Country (Teen)

Show: SGA
Rec Category: humor
Characters: John Sheppard, Elizabeth Weir, Teyla Emmagan, Aiden Ford, Rodney McKay, Daniel Jackson, Jack O'Neill, Carson Beckett.... Basically everyone from "Rising"
Pairing: none
Het/Slash/Gen: gen
Warning: canon character death, graphic heavy (for those with a slow connection speed), obvious spoilers for episode "Rising"
Author on LJ: kodiak_bear
Author's Website: Master List on LJ
Link: The Completely Unbelievable, Fantastic, Sometimes Scary, Adventures of John Sheppard (and co.)

Why this must be read:

For my first humor rec, I pull out a doozy! This gem recreates the SGA pilot "Rising" with screen caps and then proceeds to make a parody of it with some of the zaniest and crack-tastic captions ever. Some of the one-liners Ms. Kodiak can pull out of her head are amazing! From a puking Stargate to "the hands!" to everyone having a wish to kill Sheppard to the ever slowly growing Wraith/Human body score, this chuckle-inducing fest will leave your gut sore from laughter and tears running down your face. Do be a bit warned as there is a TON of screen caps so loading times may vary for those with slow connections. But oh this is so worth it!!! Don't forget to check out her other screen-cap episode, too!

Story Summary: Screencap retelling of Rising

It throws up…or out. Or something. Just, don’t stand in front when it does that. They told me that’s bad. Like leaving nothing but smoking boots behind bad.

Before we shift to Weir’s ‘we’re the best which is why we’ll probably die’ speech, I want to introduce you to the phenomena that is ‘the hands’.