Alkesh Answers, by Aurora Novarum (G)

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Rec Category: Sam and Daniel friendship
Pairing: none
Categories: Sam and Daniel friendship, Samantha Carter, Daniel Jackson, gen, humor
Warnings: none
Author on LJ: aurora_novarum
Author's Website: List of My Stories
Link: Alkesh Answers

Why This Must Be Read: This fic is pure Wonder Twins delight - Sam and Daniel, in a highly entertaining precusor to Serpent's Venom: Daniel translating an overly flowery instruction manual while Sam is up to her elbows in alien technology. There is humor and banter and philosophy - not to mention Kermit and sherbet (but no ice cream - sorry, Jack). What more do you need? :)


Daniel looked again at the pad in his hand. "Um, the translation's a little dicey here. Are you sure the Tok'ra gave us the right tablet?"

"I'm certain this cramped access panel was made to make my life a living hell. Look at the tool they gave me to put this together. Ikea's got nothing on aliens."

Daniel looked at the flimsy alien version of an Allen Wrench his friend was holding and then at the pliers, wrenches and even a hammer scattered across the floor. He was still holding a bizarre looking screwdriver in his other hand Sam insisted calling a "torque". What happened to regular and Phillips?

"I'm beginning to wonder if Ikea are aliens. It took me forever to figure out the instructions, and I can read Swedish."