Cultural Exchange by Ellen M. (NC-17)

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Rec Category: Elizabeth Weir
Pairing: Elizabeth/Teyla
Category: femslash, humor, Elizabeth Weir, Teyla Emmagan, sga
Warning: none
Author on LJ: quasiradiant
Author's Website: poorly kept secrets
Link: Cultural Exchange

Why This Must Be Read:

Ellen M. writes a humorous and extremely hot fic, grounded in that initial awkwardness you'd expect when your girlfriend brings you your mail, and it includes a strap-on you specially ordered. Both Elizabeth and Teyla are wonderfully characterized. And did I mention it was hot?



Teyla's smiling indulgently when Elizabeth manages to look up. "Are you going to take this, or shall I open it?"

"You go ahead." Elizabeth leans her hip against the edge of the table as Teyla sets the box down. Teyla slides her vicious-looking knife from its sheath and uses it to slice open the packing tape, and while very effective, Elizabeth finds the overkill a little disturbing.

Teyla lifts the flaps of the box and moves aside the Styrofoam peanuts -- another very exciting invention the Earthlings have brought to the Pegasus Galaxy, Elizabeth thinks. Teyla's eyes widen a little, and Elizabeth tries not to smile but can't, so she just covers her mouth with her hand. Teyla lifts one of Elizabeth's two new acquisitions from the box and swallows hard enough for Elizabeth to hear.

"This," Teyla says, "is not what I was expecting." She's holding up a remarkably life-like black dildo, and she's blushing, and all of Elizabeth's embarrassment at having sex toys shipped across the universe pays off in a single moment.