All Non-White Things Aren't Swans by Mazily (R)

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Rec Category: Rodney McKay

Pairing: John Sheppard/Rodney McKay
Category: slash, first time, humour
Warning: none
Author on LJ: mazily
Author's Website: n/a
Link: All Non-White Things Aren't Swans

Why This Must Be Read: We get to watch Rodney have an extended and involved freakout. He is so delightfully neurotic in this fic I can hardly stand it. Also, the story is full of brilliant one-liners. Have an example:

Hypothesis: When life hands you lemons, Rodney McKay goes into anaphylactic shock while everyone else sits around drinking lemonade. Life is one big lemonade stand. Rodney is always nanoseconds away from an excruciatingly painful death.