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stargateficrecRec Category: Sam Carter
Pairing: none
Category: Sam Carter, Rodney McKay, Jack O'Neill, Teal'c, Daniel Jackson, Vala Mal Doran, Ronon Dex, John Sheppard, Cameron Mitchell, Teyla Emmagen, crack!fic, kid!fic, humor
Warning: characters turned into kids
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beanpot
Author's Website: fanfic LJ tag
Link: Insert Appropriate Cracky Title Here
Why This Must Be Read:
A bit of humor to brighten your Tuesday.
Okay, in the interest of full disclosure I betaed this fic and might have accidentally inspired it. This story is pure crack!fic of the best kind. Sam and Rodney are turned into, as Sheppard describes, Two super-genius toddlers with the Ancient gene and enough of their memory to not only know us, but how to rewire ZPMs, want to fly jumpers, and want to build bombs. Plus, they still need to *beat* each other at everything.
Read it for Ronon's look of pure horrow, Vala giving the toddlers pixie sticks, Sheppard's weariness, Daniel's horror, Jack's wisdom, Cam's laughter, Teyla's maturity, and Teal'c proving that, once again, he is pure awesome. Oh, and for the hilariously appropriate chaos only toddler Sam and Rodney could work together to cause.
John was interrupted by Ronon, who then jumped off the stairs and tried in vain to hide behind Teal’c. The rest of SG-1 reached for their side arms and stared in horror as Teyla was dragged down the hallway by two tiny creatures. They both had mops of curls on top of their heads and were wearing Atlantis uniform shirts that dragged on the floor behind them.
It took a moment for Jack to figure out that one of the creatures was a boy and the other a girl; and as he scanned the room, he watched as everyone took a step backwards to let the trio pass, their faces passive with fear. Jack took the stairs two at a time, then knelt in front of the little female creature, whose face was smudged with dirt and the hems of her sleeves slightly burnt.
“Sam?”
The face stared at him, and then broke into a tiny-toothed grin. “General! You come to play wif us! I told you he’d come play wif us, Wodney.”
“Oh holy fuck," swore Jack.
Two sets of eyes stared at him in horror. Little Rodney, who bore a bizarre liking to those weird pale figurines Sarah use to collect, poked Jack in the leg before declaring, “You said a bad word! Teyla – send him to his room!”
Teyla, who was clearly the smartest person on Atlantis, rolled her eyes and placed the kids’ hands onto Jack’s legs and walked away. Jack tried to ignore them, which was almost impossible to do as they wrapped jam-covered hands around his legs and demanded his attention by yanking on his pants. He turned to Sheppard to find out just what the hell had happened.
“We have no idea, Sir. We were off world and went into an Ancient temple-thing. Carter and McKay started touching stuff. Then there was glowing and they,” Sheppard gestured to the moppets who were attempting to climb Jack’s legs like monkeys, “were there and it’s been a nightmare ever since.”
Daniel spoke up, his voice tight with either laughter or horror, but more than likely laughter. “How long ago and were there any writings I can take a look at?”
“Two days. And they used the paper the writings were on to draw me a picture," John replied.
Pairing: none
Category: Sam Carter, Rodney McKay, Jack O'Neill, Teal'c, Daniel Jackson, Vala Mal Doran, Ronon Dex, John Sheppard, Cameron Mitchell, Teyla Emmagen, crack!fic, kid!fic, humor
Warning: characters turned into kids
Author on LJ
beanpotAuthor's Website: fanfic LJ tag
Link: Insert Appropriate Cracky Title Here
Why This Must Be Read:
A bit of humor to brighten your Tuesday.
Okay, in the interest of full disclosure I betaed this fic and might have accidentally inspired it. This story is pure crack!fic of the best kind. Sam and Rodney are turned into, as Sheppard describes, Two super-genius toddlers with the Ancient gene and enough of their memory to not only know us, but how to rewire ZPMs, want to fly jumpers, and want to build bombs. Plus, they still need to *beat* each other at everything.
Read it for Ronon's look of pure horrow, Vala giving the toddlers pixie sticks, Sheppard's weariness, Daniel's horror, Jack's wisdom, Cam's laughter, Teyla's maturity, and Teal'c proving that, once again, he is pure awesome. Oh, and for the hilariously appropriate chaos only toddler Sam and Rodney could work together to cause.
John was interrupted by Ronon, who then jumped off the stairs and tried in vain to hide behind Teal’c. The rest of SG-1 reached for their side arms and stared in horror as Teyla was dragged down the hallway by two tiny creatures. They both had mops of curls on top of their heads and were wearing Atlantis uniform shirts that dragged on the floor behind them.
It took a moment for Jack to figure out that one of the creatures was a boy and the other a girl; and as he scanned the room, he watched as everyone took a step backwards to let the trio pass, their faces passive with fear. Jack took the stairs two at a time, then knelt in front of the little female creature, whose face was smudged with dirt and the hems of her sleeves slightly burnt.
“Sam?”
The face stared at him, and then broke into a tiny-toothed grin. “General! You come to play wif us! I told you he’d come play wif us, Wodney.”
“Oh holy fuck," swore Jack.
Two sets of eyes stared at him in horror. Little Rodney, who bore a bizarre liking to those weird pale figurines Sarah use to collect, poked Jack in the leg before declaring, “You said a bad word! Teyla – send him to his room!”
Teyla, who was clearly the smartest person on Atlantis, rolled her eyes and placed the kids’ hands onto Jack’s legs and walked away. Jack tried to ignore them, which was almost impossible to do as they wrapped jam-covered hands around his legs and demanded his attention by yanking on his pants. He turned to Sheppard to find out just what the hell had happened.
“We have no idea, Sir. We were off world and went into an Ancient temple-thing. Carter and McKay started touching stuff. Then there was glowing and they,” Sheppard gestured to the moppets who were attempting to climb Jack’s legs like monkeys, “were there and it’s been a nightmare ever since.”
Daniel spoke up, his voice tight with either laughter or horror, but more than likely laughter. “How long ago and were there any writings I can take a look at?”
“Two days. And they used the paper the writings were on to draw me a picture," John replied.
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Date: 2007-11-20 05:17 pm (UTC)When kid!fic is good it's very, very good. And when it's bad it is AWFUL.
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