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stargateficrecCategory: Humour
Pairing: none
Category: Humour, crack!fic, John Sheppard
Warning: none
Author on LJ:raisintorte
Author's website: Baked Goods
Link: The Tale of John and BunBun
Why this must be read:
“Yes, I’ve had a lot of nuts, but they aren’t enough. Especially when there are perfectly good little almost!bunnies hopping around this island just waiting to become Almost!Bunny Stew and you won’t let me eat them!” Rodney poked his finger at John.
This is crack!fic at its best. Whilst offworld John develops a sudden attachment to the almost!bunnies and has a desire to become vegetarian. Of course the rest of the team is quite concerned, especially Rodney & Ronon who are getting hungry! Eventually discover that an Ancient is behind the whole thing, but not before everyone's is ready to put John in a straight jacket
This is definitely a fic to read if you want a laugh, plus there are Beatrix Potter references :)
Pairing: none
Category: Humour, crack!fic, John Sheppard
Warning: none
Author on LJ:
raisintorteAuthor's website: Baked Goods
Link: The Tale of John and BunBun
Why this must be read:
“Yes, I’ve had a lot of nuts, but they aren’t enough. Especially when there are perfectly good little almost!bunnies hopping around this island just waiting to become Almost!Bunny Stew and you won’t let me eat them!” Rodney poked his finger at John.
This is crack!fic at its best. Whilst offworld John develops a sudden attachment to the almost!bunnies and has a desire to become vegetarian. Of course the rest of the team is quite concerned, especially Rodney & Ronon who are getting hungry! Eventually discover that an Ancient is behind the whole thing, but not before everyone's is ready to put John in a straight jacket
This is definitely a fic to read if you want a laugh, plus there are Beatrix Potter references :)
“We are not in dire straits yet; there is no need to eat Peter Cottontail. Lorne will find us. He’s rather good at that. And are you volunteering to cook it? That’s a new one.” John got a little closer to the almost!bunny, he really wanted to touch her.
“Oh please. Teyla would cook it.” John glanced at Teyla, who didn’t appear to have any knowledge of this cooking plan. “None of us want to eat my cooking. Ronon would eat it raw, and you can’t even let someone else kill it, let alone cook it.” Rodney stood up and gave John a perturbed look. “Also, since when do you have some moral objection to killing animals off world? That was you who beaned Bambi between the eyes last week, was it not?”
“Yes, but I felt different about it last week. It almost makes me sick to think of all of the poor, defenseless animals I’ve eaten in the past.” John shook his head in disgust.
“Oh please. Teyla would cook it.” John glanced at Teyla, who didn’t appear to have any knowledge of this cooking plan. “None of us want to eat my cooking. Ronon would eat it raw, and you can’t even let someone else kill it, let alone cook it.” Rodney stood up and gave John a perturbed look. “Also, since when do you have some moral objection to killing animals off world? That was you who beaned Bambi between the eyes last week, was it not?”
“Yes, but I felt different about it last week. It almost makes me sick to think of all of the poor, defenseless animals I’ve eaten in the past.” John shook his head in disgust.
