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stargateficrecRec Category: Jack/Daniel
Pairing: Jack/Daniel
Category: Slash, Crack!fic
Warning: Sex, Language
Author on LJ:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
muck_a_luck
Author's Website: LJ index: http://brainofck.livejournal.com/54980.html
Link: http://brainofck.livejournal.com/210355.html
Why This Must Be Read: And now for something completely different ... Another CK fic, written for the 2007 J/D Ficathon. The prompt fromkuonji14 was Two (2) Requirements: Unicorn(s). Telephone(s). Optional Request: Anything goes! Surprise me. :) My original request was for 'Daniel as a prostitute'. If you can somehow still work that in, I will a) squeeeee b) laugh like a loon and c) give you cookies! :D.
Oh, crack, how I love thee! While Atlantis is full of transformation crack!fic, there's a dreadful dearth of it in SG-1. A fic in which Jack gets turned into a unicorn? Is pure gold. That it also includes Daniel as a prostitute? Fifty million bonus points! I have only flaily hands of love for this story.
CK is brilliant at the deadpan delivery of humor anyway. Her application of it in such a completely cracked out premise fills me with glee.
Excerpt:
"You would want to talk to Old Mawd about that," he said slowly. "But of course Old Mawd died of the manto cough two seasons ago."
"Of course," Daniel said.
"I've heard stories about the Enchanted Forest..."
"Now we're in Disney Land," Jack muttered. The alien looked at him quizzically. Daniel kicked Jack's boot under the table. The landlord noted their exchange and apparently decided not to ask.
"Supposedly there is a large ring, similar to the one you describe, that surrounds a mystical pool."
"Mystical because it stands on its edge?" Daniel guessed.
The alien nodded.
"Sounds like we found it. How far to this Enchanted Forest?" asked Jack.
The alien blinked rapidly.
"It is very near. But surely you cannot be planning to enter it. Those who go in do not emerge."
"Then how do you know about the ring?" Daniel asked gently.
"Old Mawd knew many things," said the alien, suddenly sounding frightened. If Jack could smell jealous and Daniel could smell sex-starved, he supposed it was possible that he and Jack might smell determined. Or just plain crazy.
"OK, so what's so enchanted about this forest?" Jack asked.
"There are beasts there. Magical beasts that only live in the forest and sometimes emerge to roam our countryside. You should not go there! Three days ago, a dragon was seen, a great black beast, flying in huge circles in the clouds. Many witnesses saw it take from Zintag's flock of meewas!"
Pairing: Jack/Daniel
Category: Slash, Crack!fic
Warning: Sex, Language
Author on LJ:
muck_a_luckAuthor's Website: LJ index: http://brainofck.livejournal.com/54980.html
Link: http://brainofck.livejournal.com/210355.html
Why This Must Be Read: And now for something completely different ... Another CK fic, written for the 2007 J/D Ficathon. The prompt from
kuonji14 was Two (2) Requirements: Unicorn(s). Telephone(s). Optional Request: Anything goes! Surprise me. :) My original request was for 'Daniel as a prostitute'. If you can somehow still work that in, I will a) squeeeee b) laugh like a loon and c) give you cookies! :D. Oh, crack, how I love thee! While Atlantis is full of transformation crack!fic, there's a dreadful dearth of it in SG-1. A fic in which Jack gets turned into a unicorn? Is pure gold. That it also includes Daniel as a prostitute? Fifty million bonus points! I have only flaily hands of love for this story.
CK is brilliant at the deadpan delivery of humor anyway. Her application of it in such a completely cracked out premise fills me with glee.
Excerpt:
"You would want to talk to Old Mawd about that," he said slowly. "But of course Old Mawd died of the manto cough two seasons ago."
"Of course," Daniel said.
"I've heard stories about the Enchanted Forest..."
"Now we're in Disney Land," Jack muttered. The alien looked at him quizzically. Daniel kicked Jack's boot under the table. The landlord noted their exchange and apparently decided not to ask.
"Supposedly there is a large ring, similar to the one you describe, that surrounds a mystical pool."
"Mystical because it stands on its edge?" Daniel guessed.
The alien nodded.
"Sounds like we found it. How far to this Enchanted Forest?" asked Jack.
The alien blinked rapidly.
"It is very near. But surely you cannot be planning to enter it. Those who go in do not emerge."
"Then how do you know about the ring?" Daniel asked gently.
"Old Mawd knew many things," said the alien, suddenly sounding frightened. If Jack could smell jealous and Daniel could smell sex-starved, he supposed it was possible that he and Jack might smell determined. Or just plain crazy.
"OK, so what's so enchanted about this forest?" Jack asked.
"There are beasts there. Magical beasts that only live in the forest and sometimes emerge to roam our countryside. You should not go there! Three days ago, a dragon was seen, a great black beast, flying in huge circles in the clouds. Many witnesses saw it take from Zintag's flock of meewas!"
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