stargateficrec | Three Times They Pretended They Were Married by Mirabile

Rec Category: Het-Other Rodney/Teyla

Pairing: Rodney McKay/Teyla Emmagen
Category: het, humour
Warning: het
Author on LJ:

mirabile_dictu
Author's Website: Mira's Fic

Link: Three Times They Pretended They Were Married

Why this must be read:

"Teyla Emmagen, would you marry me for the purposes of this off-world expedition?"

I figured I had to put in a five things story, but the one I wanted to use had already been recc'ed, so I'm using this one, which isn't quite a five things story, but it's close enough :)

The is a cute story and it will make you smile. Also you get to meet Rodney's Aunt Grace who is a scary woman!

Aunt Grace, I want you to meet --" Rodney began, but Aunt Grace had already spotted her.

She screeched. "Dear Lord preserve us, you finally got married! Thank heavens, I thought you were queer. Didn't I say that, Randy?" The woman on Aunt Grace's left rolled her eyes at Teyla.

"Every day and twice on Sunday, Grandma," she boomed.

"And now you have a wife!" Aunt Grace said. She staggered a bit and Ruth and Randy and Rodney grabbed at her, steadying her. "Let me see her. Oh, you are a mite of a thing, dear girl. What's your name?"

"Teyla Emmagen," Teyla pronounced as carefully as she could.

"Teyla Emma McKay! Thank you, Lord, for letting me see," Aunt Grace said, and sort of lunged at Teyla, who caught her. "Bless you. You're an answer to my prayers, you are."

"Um," Rodney said, his eyes wide.

"It is all right," Teyla said loudly, looking at him. "I am happy to be Ro- Meredith's wife."

Jeannie snickered, and Randy rolled her eyes again. Ruth took another enormous puff.