The one where of course aliens made them do it. And Daniel is a big perv by Splash the cat (PG-13)

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Rec Category: Jack O'Neill/Samantha Carter
Pairing: Jack O'Neill/Samantha Carter, Daniel Jackson/Samantha Carter, (and possibly Teal'c/Samantha Carter if you squint)
Category: crack!fic, humour, aliens made them do it
Warning:  Het, sexual references, mpreg, aliens made them do it
Author on LJ: splash_the_cat
Author's Website: Moments of Adoration
Link: Here

Why This Must Be Read:  This is my final extra-special bonus sam/jack rec for the month of June.  Imagine if you will: aliens making them do it, mpreg, Daniel being a supreme pervert and Teal'c having a fascination for Martha Stewart. 

Collect all of that together into a short little drabble and you have, as Daniel puts it, comedy gold!

It always amazed Daniel how Teal'c could rattle crazy shit like that off with the same enthusiasm as if he were reading the specials from the menu at IHOP. Well, considerably less, actually. Teal'c loved IHOP. But, really. Jack. Pregnant. How was that not comedy gold? "How are they otherwise?"

Comments

[bluemeridian]

I'm a total Jack/Daniel girl but I have so much love for this fic. It is quite awesome SG1 crack! Daniel's perversity is a beauteous thing and the rest of it- ah, I can just see it and I'm going to be in the supply closet with Daniel pulling something myself if I read it one more time. :) I'd totally forgotten about it so thanks for reccing it and making me laugh!