Red Light on a Wedding Night by Annie (R)
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stargateficrecRec Category: Gen
Pairing: none
Category: humor, Sam Carter, Daniel Jackson, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, aliens made them do it, gen
Warning: worst porno soundtrack ever
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raisintorte
Author's Website: fic tag
Link: Red Light on a Wedding Night
Why This Must Be Read:
This fic has something for everyone. It's gen. It's "aliens made them do it." It's SG-1. It's SGA. It's about (fake) sex. It's about humor. It's about the old guys breaking in the new guys.
While, for some reason, on a visit to the Pegaus Galaxy, Sam and Daniel end up locked in a room with John and Rodney by some aliens who expect them to consummate the 4-way marriage they've apparently landed themselves in. Sam and Daniel, veterans to this kind of oddity, take it in stride and bring a flipping-out Rodney and calmer John along for the ride, initiating about the funniest fake sex you'll ever read.
Go, read, and see if you're any better than Daniel at stiffling your giggles. He'll tell you it's easier if you have a pink, heart-shaped pillow handy.
John walked over to what he suspected was the world’s largest pink taffeta-covered bed and sat down. “Well, I think that explains it. They are listening at the door." John leaned back and rested his head on the fluffy pillows.
"I agree, so let’s give them something to listen to.” Sam walked over and sat down next to John.
“Wait! What? No!! I am NOT having sex with Daniel!” Rodney threw a pink heart shaped pillow at the wall as he screamed. John thought if someone’s head could spin around, Rodney’s would be at this point.
Daniel looked like he was trying very hard not to laugh. “Thank you so much, Rodney. It’s nice to know what you think of me.”
Rodney responded to that by giving Daniel his best death glare.
“Okay, let’s get this show on the road. Daniel – you want to start?” Sam snatched a pillow from behind John and put it behind her head.
”Sure.” Daniel sat down on one of the chairs and looked right at the door. “Oh, baby. Come here and sit on it. Yes, just like that!”
Pairing: none
Category: humor, Sam Carter, Daniel Jackson, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, aliens made them do it, gen
Warning: worst porno soundtrack ever
Author on LJ
raisintorteAuthor's Website: fic tag
Link: Red Light on a Wedding Night
Why This Must Be Read:
This fic has something for everyone. It's gen. It's "aliens made them do it." It's SG-1. It's SGA. It's about (fake) sex. It's about humor. It's about the old guys breaking in the new guys.
While, for some reason, on a visit to the Pegaus Galaxy, Sam and Daniel end up locked in a room with John and Rodney by some aliens who expect them to consummate the 4-way marriage they've apparently landed themselves in. Sam and Daniel, veterans to this kind of oddity, take it in stride and bring a flipping-out Rodney and calmer John along for the ride, initiating about the funniest fake sex you'll ever read.
Go, read, and see if you're any better than Daniel at stiffling your giggles. He'll tell you it's easier if you have a pink, heart-shaped pillow handy.
John walked over to what he suspected was the world’s largest pink taffeta-covered bed and sat down. “Well, I think that explains it. They are listening at the door." John leaned back and rested his head on the fluffy pillows.
"I agree, so let’s give them something to listen to.” Sam walked over and sat down next to John.
“Wait! What? No!! I am NOT having sex with Daniel!” Rodney threw a pink heart shaped pillow at the wall as he screamed. John thought if someone’s head could spin around, Rodney’s would be at this point.
Daniel looked like he was trying very hard not to laugh. “Thank you so much, Rodney. It’s nice to know what you think of me.”
Rodney responded to that by giving Daniel his best death glare.
“Okay, let’s get this show on the road. Daniel – you want to start?” Sam snatched a pillow from behind John and put it behind her head.
”Sure.” Daniel sat down on one of the chairs and looked right at the door. “Oh, baby. Come here and sit on it. Yes, just like that!”
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