Keys by WinkyB (PG-13)
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stargateficrecRec Category: Daniel Jackson
Pairing: Jack/Daniel pre-slash
Category: Humor, Pre-slash
Warning: Some Language
Author on LJ:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
blue_meridian
Author's Website: ?
Link: http://blue-meridian.livejournal.com/55206.html
Why This Must Be Read: The entire premise of this makes me giggle greatly, partly because it's funny and partly because it makes perfect sense. I mean, how else could SG-1 pay their rent and electric bills on time? WinkyB creates a delightfully unobservant Daniel who goes with the flow so much that he doesn't even notice a change of address.
Excerpt
Jack let his head drop back, “Yes, I can see where a woman in your apartment would be obvious cause for alarm. Jesus, Daniel, I don’t know. Were you at the right apartment?”
Daniel crossed his arms and scowled, “Yes, I was at the right apartment!”
“Then how the hell should I know? I was off world as long as you were, remember? And I feel worse, I might add. Go ask bookkeeping.”
Daniel blinked.
Jack tilted his head back up and looked at him, “You know, bookkeeping? The people who pay your bills, with the traveling across the galaxy thing?” He let his head drop back again, mumbling, “Can’t really mail checks for the electric bill through the ‘gate.”
“Huh.” Daniel headed for bookkeeping.
Pairing: Jack/Daniel pre-slash
Category: Humor, Pre-slash
Warning: Some Language
Author on LJ:
blue_meridianAuthor's Website: ?
Link: http://blue-meridian.livejournal.com/55206.html
Why This Must Be Read: The entire premise of this makes me giggle greatly, partly because it's funny and partly because it makes perfect sense. I mean, how else could SG-1 pay their rent and electric bills on time? WinkyB creates a delightfully unobservant Daniel who goes with the flow so much that he doesn't even notice a change of address.
Excerpt
Jack let his head drop back, “Yes, I can see where a woman in your apartment would be obvious cause for alarm. Jesus, Daniel, I don’t know. Were you at the right apartment?”
Daniel crossed his arms and scowled, “Yes, I was at the right apartment!”
“Then how the hell should I know? I was off world as long as you were, remember? And I feel worse, I might add. Go ask bookkeeping.”
Daniel blinked.
Jack tilted his head back up and looked at him, “You know, bookkeeping? The people who pay your bills, with the traveling across the galaxy thing?” He let his head drop back again, mumbling, “Can’t really mail checks for the electric bill through the ‘gate.”
“Huh.” Daniel headed for bookkeeping.
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