"Crackerjack" by Turks (MA)

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Rec Category: Humor

Pairing: Jack/Sam
Categories: Aliens Made Them Do It, Crack!Fic, Humor, Jack/Sam, Janet Fraiser, Parody, SG1
Warning: References to sexual situations
Author on LJ: crazedturkey
Author's Website: None
Link: "Crackerjack"

Why This Must Be Read:

I have to confess that this hilarious snippet was written for me in response to the most crackified cliche prompt that I could think of.

And despite that, crazedturkey plays it straight, and therein lies the funny.

A Teeny Extract

“Janet, do you remember that time we went to that second hand bookstore, and we were looking at the bodice rippers?”

Janet smiled. “Oh yes. With the anatomically impossible bulges in their pants.”

“Yeah. Do you remember the phrase in the sex scene we found the most amusing?”

Janet wrinkled her brow and tried to remember. “Was it ‘the golden globes of her buttocks’? No.. wait a minute that’s right! It was...” Her eyes widened. “oh.”