"The First Annual Interstellar Naquadah Open" by C.L. Kamnikar (PG)

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Rec Category: Humor

Pairing:None
Categories: Episode Related, Friendship, Gen, Humor, Jack O'Neill, Jack/Teal'c Friendship, SG1, Teal'c
Warning:Spoilers for "Window of Opportunity"
Author on LJ: Unknown
Author's Website: Kiki's Chaos
Link: "The First Annual Interstellar Naquadah Open"

Why This Must Be Read:

Who didn't love the image of Jack and Teal'c driving golfballs through the gate in "Window of Opportunity"?

This delightful fic is amusing from start to finish as two of our favourite heroes take a break from translating Ancient, and take a nine iron through the gate to try for par on a course of their own devising. The dialogue is hilarious, with the banter between Jack and Teal'c zinging constantly.

A Teeny Extract

A blast of hot air met them on the other side of the Gate, along with thesight of a significantly less cluttered fairway than the one on Alaris."Oh, mannnn....

"A sand trap." Teal'c donned his sunglasses, then looked mournfully at Jack.

"A very *large* sand trap.

"Got that right. But call it a bunker, okay, Teal'c? You don't wanna sound like a duffer in front of the crowd," he said, gesturing at a few tiny zebra lizards slithering under the cover of the nearby lava rocks. Acres of white-and-black sand stretched in front of them in all directions, in a landscape of salt and pepper tinted very slightly gold by the bright orange sun overhead. Jack grimaced, looking around. "Okay, where the hell's my ball?"