Fuzzy Duck Smell by devildoll (PG-13)

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Pairing: John Sheppard/Rodney McKay
Category: AU, crack!fic, humor, mpreg(ish)
Warnings: Ducks
Author on LJ: devildoll
Author Website: Fan Fiction I Wrote

Link: Fuzzy Duck Smell

I decided to pull up an older story for this rec, and Fuzzy Duck Smell is a crack!fic classic. It's Mpreg, but there's no real pregnancy in it--Rodney lays an egg. Actually, 3 eggs, and the absurdity of the story just keeps going while remaining bizarre but internally consistent. The dialog shines, the comedic timing is gold, and the whole thing makes me laugh.



They had a short debriefing with Beckett and Weir when they got back. The Anatidaens considered it an honor for a man to carry their god's children, but they couldn't really explain why Rodney had been honored. They were adamant, though, that he was not going to suffer any lasting side effects.

"As long as you're feeling fine and Dr. Beckett has cleared you, I don't see any reason to delay your next offworld trip," said Elizabeth, who was never one to let the latest weirdness get in the way for long. "Your team is scheduled to visit--"

Rodney sat up abruptly, as if he'd just been poked. "What? No! John and I can't go offworld together! We're--" John bugged his eyes out at Rodney, silently willing him to notice and shut up. Hoping for a miracle, in other words. Or some newly-forged telepathic egg bond. "--hatching our eggs! We can't take the chance!"

Elizabeth looked at John, visibly startled. She knew about the eggs, obviously, but the news that John and Rodney were egg-hatching life partners was all new.