The 'Three John/Rodney AUs I'm Totally Not Writing' series by Yin (NC-17)

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Rec Category: Slash
Pairing: John/Rodney
Category: Slash, AU
Warning: Slash, Crack!fic
Author on LJ: yin_again
Link: True Colors; Rub You the Right Way; and What [Who] I Did on My Summer Vacation.
Summary: So, what if John and Rodney were hairdressers? Or John was a lifeguard and Rodney was a scientist studying algae? What if Rodney was a masseuse and John was a guy with a sore back? What if I was insane? (uh, that last one is a rhetorical question.)

Why This Must Be Read:

Sometimes you don't want angst. Sometimes you don't want to think deeply. Sometimes you just get the urge to sit down with a happy little PWP where Rodney unleashes his inner bitchy colorist, and John is a specialist in hair cuts.

What, you mean you don't get that urge?

Huh.

At any rate, these are three wonderful little fics to add to the madness that the SGA fandom ocassionally produces (penguins and unicorns, anyone?). They come as a loose series, though any one could act as a stand-alone. And they're for the times when a long day has wiped you out, and something light sounds perfect. The crack goes beyond just the funny premise, though. These fics understand that sometimes you just want porn, darn it, and they deliver (complete with Scooby-doo style segues for those of us who just want to skip to the sex). It's not life-changing philosophy or high science-fiction, but I can guarantee that these three fics really brightened my day, and I've read them several times since, and laughed every time. Sometimes, that blend of lighthearted fun and hot porn is just perfect.