The Dark Side by Shalott (PG-13)

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Rec Category: Sheppard/McKay
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Category: AU, AU, AU, so AU, and a Crossover besides
Warning: Slash
Author on LJ: astolat
Author's Website: Intimations
Link: The Dark Side

Why This Must Be Read: Oh, hahahahah hee-hee, ha-ha-- *cough, cough, wheeze*

Okay. Now that I have myself slightly under control, I will attempt to say in a deep portentious voice, breath hissing through the Darth Vader mask: "This is for the Dark Side challenge at sga_flashfic."

Rodney is best Jedi knight ever, and by "best" I mean whining, complaining, bitching and irritated at Yoda who's sent him to a squelchingly green planet to get him out of his (sizeable) comfort zone.

Where he meets a Sith Lord. I leave it to you to enjoy how unimpressed the Sith Lord is, and to discover Rodney's very real talents.

"You're not a very good Jedi, are you?" the Sith Lord said.
"Oh, excuse me, I am an excellent Jedi," Rodney said.