Geek Humor by Xoxiquetzl and Dionysus (R)

[green-grrl.livejournal.com]

Rec Category: Genre: Other - Crack!fic
Pairing: Jack/Daniel
Category: Humor, Slash
Warning: Sexual references
Author on LJ: xochiquetzl
Author's Website: http://www.xochiquetzl.com
Link: http://www.xochiquetzl.com/stargate/geekhumor.html

Why This Must Be Read: Sam asks the general is she can install a local usenet news server. Just like the worldwide usenet, it is immediately abused to the nth degree by all personnel. Proof that geeks (and flyboys, and nurses...) are pervs.

Excerpt:
From: Jaffa.Tealc@CMAFB.USAF.MIL
To: CarterSA@CMAFB.USAF.MIL
Subject: Continued problems with usenet.

Major Carter, I regret to inform you that although you have removed the area of the usenet information server known as alt.sex.with.aliens.true.confessions erroneous information is now appearing in the area known as alt.sex.fetish.tealc.fanfic. I have never, on any occasion, had sexual relations with any members of a Musical Group known as The Spice Girls.

Please correct this information immediately.

Comments

[jedishadowolf.livejournal.com]

HOWL!!!! OH man it's been too long since I read that one. Still halarious, thanks for reminding me of it!

[green-grrl.livejournal.com]

Isn't it awesome? It's so... very true to life, actually. ;-)

Look at your icon -- so funny!