Five Conversations Daniel Never Had by Teand (PG-13)

[rydra_wong]

Rec Category: Vala Mal Doran
Pairing: Vala/Daniel UST as in canon
Category: humour
Warnings: references to het, slash, masturbation, eunuchs ...
Author on LJ: teand
Author's Website: Teand's Fic
Link: Five Conversations Daniel Never Had

Why This Must Be Read:

I defy anyone to read this without laughing. Vala wreaks cheerful havoc, the SGC rumor mill takes over, and Daniel has an escalating series of conversations he'd really, really rather not be having.

Comments

[ixchup.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much for recc'ing this. I laughed until I was spitting because it is very plausible. Oh Cameron Mitchell in the elevator just completely made me loose it. But Jack asking if Daniel was a gay eunich clinched it.

Thanks!

[rydra_wong]

Glad you enjoyed it! *g* Yup, it's the way it just keeps escalating, until that final killer line ...