Swap/Meet by Rosemending (NC-17)

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Rec Category: Genre: Other - Crack!fic
Pairing: John/Rodney
Category: John/Rodney, Slash
Warning: Sex, Slash, Language
Author on LJ: rosemending
Author's Website: http://twib.oscillating.net/stories.html (not up to date)
Link: http://rosemending.livejournal.com/117700.html

Why This Must Be Read: Asgard beaming technology accidentally switches John and Rodney's private parts. They miss their private parts. They want to reunite with their private parts. It's dirty, it's wrong, and it's... sweet.

Excerpt:
When John woke up, Rodney was gently stroking the large pale cock, speaking to it.

John kept his eyes closed and listened.

"You'll see a lot more action now. John's a good man. He'll treat you right. Don't pine for me," Rodney said to the penis attached to John. "He may never learn all the special techniques I perfected with you. But you know, he's so hot. He'll get you into the most beautiful people. Isn't that better than just spending all that time with my hands?"

Comments

[green-grrl.livejournal.com]

Rosemending has unfortunately purged her journal. Here is a link to the story saved as a webarchive:
http://web.archive.org/web/20070110164547/http://rosemending.livejournal.com/117700.html

[mific]

Still available via the Wayback machine!
https://web.archive.org/web/20070110164547/http://rosemending.livejournal.com/117700.html