My Little Jaffa by green_grrl (G)
Feb. 9th, 2006 10:50 amRec Category: Teal'c
Pairing: Daniel/Teal'c unrequited
Category: Humor, slash, angst, crack!fic
Warnings: Slash, My Little Ponies, potential brain-breakage
Author on LJ:
green_grrl
Author's Website: not known
Link: My Little Jaffa
Why This Must Be Read:
To fully appreciate the glory of this fic, you have to be familiar with
b_cavis's Ten Commandments of Fanfiction, which contains this immortal passage:
The Lord spoke unto the author saying “There will come a day when you shall wonder what Teal’c would look like hugging a My Little Pony, and you shall indulge in that curiosity, for it is good in the eyes of the Lord.”
And the author was much incensed with the Lord and said “I’ll never wonder that!”
And the Lord smote him, and replaced him with another author, who looked down unto the smoking remnants of her predecessor and was much more agreeable when presented with the idea. “I shall wonder that, O great and powerful God.”
And the Lord was happy, because He had always wanted to watch Daniel talk with Merry Weather pony, and had not been hugged enough in His youth.
After this, fandom being fandom, it was inevitable that someone would attempt to actually write the definitive Teal'c/Daniel/Merryweather Pony fic. But few could have done it so ... memorably.
I think that's the word.
Pairing: Daniel/Teal'c unrequited
Category: Humor, slash, angst, crack!fic
Warnings: Slash, My Little Ponies, potential brain-breakage
Author on LJ:
Author's Website: not known
Link: My Little Jaffa
Why This Must Be Read:
To fully appreciate the glory of this fic, you have to be familiar with
The Lord spoke unto the author saying “There will come a day when you shall wonder what Teal’c would look like hugging a My Little Pony, and you shall indulge in that curiosity, for it is good in the eyes of the Lord.”
And the author was much incensed with the Lord and said “I’ll never wonder that!”
And the Lord smote him, and replaced him with another author, who looked down unto the smoking remnants of her predecessor and was much more agreeable when presented with the idea. “I shall wonder that, O great and powerful God.”
And the Lord was happy, because He had always wanted to watch Daniel talk with Merry Weather pony, and had not been hugged enough in His youth.
After this, fandom being fandom, it was inevitable that someone would attempt to actually write the definitive Teal'c/Daniel/Merryweather Pony fic. But few could have done it so ... memorably.
I think that's the word.
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Date: 2006-02-09 06:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-09 07:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-09 07:10 pm (UTC)I think that's the word.
Or perhaps: frighteningly. ;-)
And thank you! I'm quite verklempt. *sniff*
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Date: 2006-02-09 07:18 pm (UTC)Yes! That might be the word! *g*
And it's my pleasure.
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Date: 2006-02-10 12:06 am (UTC)Loved this! : D
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Date: 2006-02-10 09:57 am (UTC)I love sharing the goodfic :).