Skirting Dignity by Seperis (R)

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Rec Category: Sheppard/McKay
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Category: Humour, crackfic
Warning: -
Author on LJ: seperis
Author's Website: -
Link: Skirting Dignity

Why This Must Be Read:
Very funny fic in which a number of marines, Zelenka, Kavanagh and Shep get high and almost have an orgy with alien prostitutes Concubines; and McKay comes to the rescue. The story is set during the debriefing and has all the characters telling part of the story, trying to cover their own asses. So to speak.

From across the room, Zelenka makes a choked sound. "You did not have your gun."

John's eyes widen, turning on Zelenka. "Zelenka, I swear--"

"No gun, no *shirt*, if I remember correctly." Pushing unsteadily from Kavanagh, Zelenka leans into the table, looking considerably less drunk and a lot more pissed. "No shirt, no shoes, and *lipstick* on your--"

John's hands clench on the edge of the table, and Elizabeth wonders if she'll be able to separate them before there's an unseemly display in the conference room. "You really want to go there, Zelenka? Because we can go there. We can *so go there*."