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stargateficrecShow: SG-1
Rec Category: Jack O'Neill
Characters:Pairings: none
Categories: 5 times, crack, crossover
Warnings: none
Word Count: 3860
Author on DW:naughtypixie
Author's Website: AO3 Profile
Link: 5 Time O’Neill Hired Some Very Questionable People for the SGC
Author's Summary:
The title says it all kids.
Why This Must Be Read:
Naughtypixie says she was bored but this is a hoot. It's a conglomeration of 5 of the least-likely Stargate crossovers you'll see.
But it's fun and her Jack-voice is perfect!
Methos:
When Sam stumbles on a particular function in the Antarctic base, she isn’t able to figure out why so many blue dots light up all over the globe on their display, or what the blue dots actually are. Two weeks of research, and Jack realizes there is something… different about the people the dots represent.
For one, they keep attacking him with swords.
At first, he thinks it is just an SG-17 thing, since he sent them to check on the blue dots first, because come on, most people attack them with something, usually sooner than later. It’s practically tradition! But then he takes his team – nope, still swords.
Every single one of these people have them, and wait only till he finishes saying “You were singled out by your genetics” before pulling their swords on him.
And that’s just it – swords, multiple! Every one of them!
He hasn’t felt this unwelcome since the Tollen leader had sniffed his overly-advanced-nose at him and called him a primitive.
Rec Category: Jack O'Neill
Characters:Pairings: none
Categories: 5 times, crack, crossover
Warnings: none
Word Count: 3860
Author on DW:
naughtypixieAuthor's Website: AO3 Profile
Link: 5 Time O’Neill Hired Some Very Questionable People for the SGC
Author's Summary:
The title says it all kids.
Why This Must Be Read:
Naughtypixie says she was bored but this is a hoot. It's a conglomeration of 5 of the least-likely Stargate crossovers you'll see.
But it's fun and her Jack-voice is perfect!
Methos:
When Sam stumbles on a particular function in the Antarctic base, she isn’t able to figure out why so many blue dots light up all over the globe on their display, or what the blue dots actually are. Two weeks of research, and Jack realizes there is something… different about the people the dots represent.
For one, they keep attacking him with swords.
At first, he thinks it is just an SG-17 thing, since he sent them to check on the blue dots first, because come on, most people attack them with something, usually sooner than later. It’s practically tradition! But then he takes his team – nope, still swords.
Every single one of these people have them, and wait only till he finishes saying “You were singled out by your genetics” before pulling their swords on him.
And that’s just it – swords, multiple! Every one of them!
He hasn’t felt this unwelcome since the Tollen leader had sniffed his overly-advanced-nose at him and called him a primitive.
