Show: SGA
Rec Category: humor
Characters: Evan Lorne, Teyla Emmagan, Carson Beckett, Clone Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, Radek Zelenka, Ronon Dex, Chuck, Dr. Biro, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Hermiod, Atlantis, Steven Caldwell
Pairings: Rodney McKay/John Sheppard, Ronon Dex/Evan Lorne, Elizabeth Weir/Radek Zelenka/Chuck/Hermiod, Atlantis/Evan Lorne
Categories: het, slash, poly, parody, crack
Warnings: Don't drink while reading!
Word Count: 3710
Author on DW:
anagrrl,
wonkyelk
Author's Website: Anagrrl AO3 Profile , WonkyElk AO3 profile
Link: As the City rotates, so too do the cycles of our lifetimes
Author's Summary:
Atlantis: the Soap Opera. Dramatic Revelations! Everyone is related to everyone else or secretly fucking them or both! Three major illnesses a season and a murder.
(AKA, Hermiod’s experimental second novel)
Why This Must Be Read:
The authors capture the slightly odd Asgard speech patterns perfectly, and understand too well how soap operas work. Putting those together creates a hysterical piece worth checking out.
"Doctor!" Teyla said, wan in her sickbed, "How could you do this to me? I never said I wanted to meet…my hitherto unsuspected fraternal twin! Now she's taken over my life! I have nothing, nothing but my sudden and perplexing illness!"
Dr. Beckett looked at her and smiled slowly, a darkness behind his eyes. "I know," he said, in the menacing lilt with which Teyla had become so achingly familiar.
Meanwhile…
"Elizabeth! Darling! I thought you loved me and only me! But now I find that you’ve been having rampant affairs with Zelenka, Chuck, Teyla and Teyla’s hitherto unsuspected fraternal twin! But, dammit, I can’t help myself. I still love you like fire, you magnificent creature!"
Rec Category: humor
Characters: Evan Lorne, Teyla Emmagan, Carson Beckett, Clone Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, Radek Zelenka, Ronon Dex, Chuck, Dr. Biro, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Hermiod, Atlantis, Steven Caldwell
Pairings: Rodney McKay/John Sheppard, Ronon Dex/Evan Lorne, Elizabeth Weir/Radek Zelenka/Chuck/Hermiod, Atlantis/Evan Lorne
Categories: het, slash, poly, parody, crack
Warnings: Don't drink while reading!
Word Count: 3710
Author on DW:
Author's Website: Anagrrl AO3 Profile , WonkyElk AO3 profile
Link: As the City rotates, so too do the cycles of our lifetimes
Author's Summary:
Atlantis: the Soap Opera. Dramatic Revelations! Everyone is related to everyone else or secretly fucking them or both! Three major illnesses a season and a murder.
(AKA, Hermiod’s experimental second novel)
Why This Must Be Read:
The authors capture the slightly odd Asgard speech patterns perfectly, and understand too well how soap operas work. Putting those together creates a hysterical piece worth checking out.
"Doctor!" Teyla said, wan in her sickbed, "How could you do this to me? I never said I wanted to meet…my hitherto unsuspected fraternal twin! Now she's taken over my life! I have nothing, nothing but my sudden and perplexing illness!"
Dr. Beckett looked at her and smiled slowly, a darkness behind his eyes. "I know," he said, in the menacing lilt with which Teyla had become so achingly familiar.
Meanwhile…
"Elizabeth! Darling! I thought you loved me and only me! But now I find that you’ve been having rampant affairs with Zelenka, Chuck, Teyla and Teyla’s hitherto unsuspected fraternal twin! But, dammit, I can’t help myself. I still love you like fire, you magnificent creature!"