Curse of the Purple Monkeys by Quarkie (PG)

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Show: SG-1
Rec Category: Jack/Sam
Characters: Sam Carter, Jack O'Neill, Daniel Jackson, Teal'c
Categories: Jack/Sam
Warnings: None
Author's Journal: None?
Author's Website: Quarkie on ffnet
Link: Curse of the Purple Monkeys

Jack returns from a mission and realizes he has made a stupid, rookie mistake. Don’t mock alien planet curses.

I just loved the idea of this story. The dialogue is especially funny, I think. Although the characters are a teensy bit out of character in the second half of the story, I still enjoyed it.

Jack straightened the papers he was working on. "Goose tramps be running vest over tree I slipping mass," he responded.

"Did you hear that?" Sam asked Daniel and Teal'c; they nodded in affirmation.

"That's not ancient," Daniel expertly informed.

"Indeed," Teal'c confirmed.

"No kidding," Sam added.