stargateficrec | Five Authors Who Didn't Write Stargate Atlantis by rhymer23 (G)

Show: SGA
Rec Category: 5 Things
Characters: Rodney McKay, John Sheppard, Teyla Emmagan, Ronon Dex, various characters from other fandoms
Categories: Gen
Warnings: Nil
Author on LJ: Rhymer23
Author's Website: AO3 or own site
Link: Five Authors Who Didn't Write Stargate Atlantis
Why This Must Be Read: these are very clever, and hilarious, like all of rhymer's humorous fic. The members of Team AR1 are placed in totally different literary canon settings, and proceed to trash them, in their own inimitable ways. The last one's a turnabout, where we can be glad Terry Pratchett didn't ever write SGA fanfic!

"Stand aside," said Sir Galahad, "for we seek the Sangreal."

"Funny," said the strange knight. "I seek a big round gate, 'bout so high. And if you've seen a big guy and a talkative scientist – uh… I guess you'd call him a wise man, but don't tell him I said that – and a woman – damsel, I guess I mean… Yeah, well, I've kind of… lost them."

And so Sir Perceval did couch his spear and rode a great wallop towards the strange knight, and the strange knight did say, "Whoa!" and skipped to one side, so that the spear missed him.

"What part of coming in peace don't you understand?" quoth the strange knight.

Sir Galahad couched his own spear, and said, "For the second time I bid thee stand aside or I shall smite thee where thou stand'st."

"I don't respond well to orders, as a matter of course," the strange knight said, and he drew a thing from his girdle that was like unto a broad, dark stick. "There I was, doing no harm to anyone. Can we at least be agreed that you started this?"