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stargateficrecShow: SGA
Rec Category: 5 Things
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Pairings: John/Rodney
Categories: slash, humour
Warnings: none
Author's Journal:toomuchplor
Author's Website: see the AO3, DW or LJ
Link: Five Reasons Why John and Rodney Hate Sleeping Together
Why This Must Be Read: A short humorous one to start off my 5 Things recs for August. This is hilarious and accurate, with great characterization and a nice Mcsheppy resolution. Enjoy!
“It’s like a lethal nerve gas depth charge going off underneath the covers,” grouched Sheppard. “You’re not allowed to have those brussels sprouts things on off world missions anymore. Least, not on ones where you and I have to share quarters.”
Rodney subsided back into the mattress, too tired and ornery to argue inanely with Sheppard now that the snoring had finally stopped. “I bet Ronon and Teyla aren’t having this conversation right now in their room,” he sulked.
Sheppard opened one eye and looked at Rodney. “That’s because neither of them farts in their sleep.”
Rodney surveyed Sheppard for a moment. “If you snore again, I’m going to smother you with my pillow.”
“If you fart again,” said Sheppard, yawning, “you won’t even need to use your hands.”
Rec Category: 5 Things
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Pairings: John/Rodney
Categories: slash, humour
Warnings: none
Author's Journal:
toomuchplor Author's Website: see the AO3, DW or LJ
Link: Five Reasons Why John and Rodney Hate Sleeping Together
Why This Must Be Read: A short humorous one to start off my 5 Things recs for August. This is hilarious and accurate, with great characterization and a nice Mcsheppy resolution. Enjoy!
“It’s like a lethal nerve gas depth charge going off underneath the covers,” grouched Sheppard. “You’re not allowed to have those brussels sprouts things on off world missions anymore. Least, not on ones where you and I have to share quarters.”
Rodney subsided back into the mattress, too tired and ornery to argue inanely with Sheppard now that the snoring had finally stopped. “I bet Ronon and Teyla aren’t having this conversation right now in their room,” he sulked.
Sheppard opened one eye and looked at Rodney. “That’s because neither of them farts in their sleep.”
Rodney surveyed Sheppard for a moment. “If you snore again, I’m going to smother you with my pillow.”
“If you fart again,” said Sheppard, yawning, “you won’t even need to use your hands.”
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Date: 2017-08-12 03:41 pm (UTC)