Been There, Done That, by Teand (PG)

[sallymn.livejournal.com]

Show: SG1
Rec Category: humour
Characters: Daniel Jackson, Jack O'Neill, General Hammond, Samantha Carter, Teal'c
Pairing: hint of Jack/Daniel, also one-sided Daniel/most of the galaxy :)
Het/Slash/Gen: Barest touch of slash...

Link: Been There, Done That

Why this must be read: Because it takes the fandom's favourite Daniel fanon (which I am fond of too!) and sends it up ruthlessly. Hammond's world-weariness and Jack's pissiness (and Teal'c's! I love Teal'c's blink and you miss it part in this) are fabulous but best of all if Daniel's phlegmatic acceptance of his role as Intergalactic Sex Object, mixed with a unstoppable and adorably Daniel fascination for all the social and academic inferences of, well, his role as Intergalactic Sex Object...

"Where is Dr Jackson?"

"The locals wouldn't let us leave unless Daniel stayed behind as their Warlord's sex-slave."

Hammond could feel his blood pressure rising. "Tell me you're kidding, Jack."

"I'm not kidding."

"That's the third time this month!"

"Fourth, sir," Major Carter corrected stepping out from behind her team leader...

...who snorted. "Come on Carter, you can't count PC7 23R; that was more of a Daniel gets taken over by alien mind control situation."

"Yes sir; in order to become the emperor's sex-slave."

Comments

[rissabby.livejournal.com]

That was a great rec. Very funny, and new to me.

[sallymn.livejournal.com]

I've read several by Teand, and am very fond of her writing... :)

[nagi-schwarz.livejournal.com]

Oh man. That was so hilarious. Thank you!

This was my favorite: "Half the universe seemed intent on getting into Dr. Jackson's pants. And the other half hadn't met him yet."

Teal'c tiny moment was brilliant.

[sallymn.livejournal.com]

I've saved several of Teand's SG1 stories, they're all fun but this is my favourite :)

[lunachickk.livejournal.com]

Ha! I remember this one, it's excellent! Check out her others, they are all great!

[sallymn.livejournal.com]

I've saved several, this is my favourite but they are all good:)

[antares04a.livejournal.com]

I've never read it before - and it was very funny!

Thanks for the rec!

[sallymn.livejournal.com]

I do suggest you try some of her other ones :)