844,739 Ways to Eat a Hamburger by minervacat (R)

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Show: SGA

Rec Category: John/Rodney
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Teyla Emmagen, Ronon Dex, original characters
Pairings: Sheppard/McKay
Categories: Slash
Warnings: Well, it might make you hungry.
Author on LJ: minervacat
Author's Website: When the Floods Roll Back
Link: Here at the website Here at LJ

Why This Must Be Read: Think Team. On a road trip from Denver to Washington D.C.. Why a road trip? Because they couldn't fly due to an issue with Ronon and knives. The humor is a little different and I mean that as a high compliment. While rereading this story and looking for snippets of fic to post, I kept giggling. If you love the team (with a little side of John/Rodney) and enjoy humor and/or road trip fics, give this one a try. It makes me laugh every time I read it.


"All right, let's hit the road," John said.

Rodney said, "This is the worst idea you've ever had," but he struggled to his feet from where he'd been sitting on Teyla's new suitcase and slung his laptops over his shoulders.

Teyla said, "Why would we want to hit the road?"

Ronon said, "Can I drive?"

"Oh, God," Rodney said.

"No," John said to Ronon, and then, "It's an expression, Teyla. A metaphor. We're just going to drive on the road. Rodney, shut the hell up."

Later he would think that he should have just recorded those sentences and saved them on tape for future use - would have saved a lot of time.

Hindsight, of course, is always 20/20.

Comments

[popkin16]

I read this fic once, back when I first joined the fandom. I should DEFINITELY read it again XD