"Lost in Translation" by Vathara (PG)

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Rec Category: gen

Pairing: none
Categories: Adventure, Humor
Warning: alien-influenced hormones run amok
Author on LJ: unknown
Author's Website: Vathara's stories at FF.net
Link: Lost in Translation

Why This Must Be Read: Hilariously funny, everyone delightfully in character despite the rather precarious circumstances, exploring through the Stargate with a solid mythological background and skeletons in the Asgard closet… Really, what’s not to love?

A Goa’uld plots to bring down the Tau’ri with a terrible weapon, but fails to read the directions properly first. The ensuing chaos nearly destroys the SGC; SG-1 manages to save the day, but not before the confectionary sugar goes flying and the team ends up traipsing through the ‘Gate handcuffed to each other out of necessity. By Daniel’s instigation.

Set sometime in late season three; after FIAD, but before Shades of Grey, as Makepeace has a delicious cameo. Poor guy.

( click here for excerpt )

The World According to Fuzzy Dice by madd4the24 PG

[matt1969.livejournal.com]

Rec Category: Daniel/Vala
Pairing: Daniel Vala
Category: humour, sg-1, daniel/vala, letting aliens loose on Earth *g*
Warning: No animals were actually harmed in the production of this fic.
Author on LJ: madd4the24
Author's Website: unknown
Link: Fuzzy Dice

Why This Must Be Read:

There's something about letting Vala behind the wheel of a vehicle that instills fear and dread in Daniel. However, Vala wants her independance and she's already got Sam to assist her in the first step. So, it falls to Daniel to teach Ms Mal Doran how to drive.

Watch out world! Apparently, learning to fly the Prometheus is a lot easier than learning to drive a car!

( excerpt beneath the cut )