Untitled by salieri (PG-13)

[rydra_wong]

Rec Category: Vala Mal Doran
Pairing: none
Category: drama, character study, gen
Warnings: none
Author on LJ: troyswann
Author's Website: Outside The Box
Link: Untitled

Why This Must Be Read:

A little exchange with a big sting. There's much more to Vala than sex and comedy, and this gives us a glimpse of the possible backstory behind the smile that salieri calls "corroded on the edges" - and a moment of acknowledgement from an unexpected direction.

Tag To Arthur's Mantle by Gen Varel (T rated, so PG13 or thereabouts)

[matt1969.livejournal.com]

Rec Category: Sam/Jack
Pairing: Sam/Jack
Category: fluff
Warning: het, set in season 9 so spoilers abound!
Author on LJ: unknown
Author's Website: Unknown, except for http://www.fanfiction.net/u/907297/
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2824822/1/

Why This Must Be Read:

Okay, so it's on ff.net, but sometimes you do find a gem on there! And gosh darnit, sometimes you just need a bit of fluff!

Premise is basically Sam and Jack celebrating Valentine's Day. Normally, these types of things put me off but this was very nicely written. It's just the right kind of romantic and stops before the smut threatens to ruin things. (Too often, I find the smut in a fic completely unnecessary. Yeah, I am weird like that!) It flows smoothly and, given my crazy attention problems, I had no trouble reading this. The timing of the piece in relation to the episode concerned is a little off, but one can pass over that.

Metamorphosis, in Two Parts by CK (NC-17)

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Rec Category: Genre: Other - Crack!fic
Pairing: Jack/Daniel
Category: Humor, Slash
Warning: Sex, Het, Slash (sort of)
Author on LJ: muck_a_luck
Author's Website: http://www.livejournal.com/users/brainofck/54980.html
Link: http://brainofck.livejournal.com/88181.html

Why This Must Be Read: The very best crack!fic is crack!fic with heart. Or genderbending. Or really, really hot sex. Or all of the above, like this one -- Daniel turns into a girl...

( Excerpt under the cut )

Swap/Meet by Rosemending (NC-17)

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Rec Category: Genre: Other - Crack!fic
Pairing: John/Rodney
Category: John/Rodney, Slash
Warning: Sex, Slash, Language
Author on LJ: rosemending
Author's Website: http://twib.oscillating.net/stories.html (not up to date)
Link: http://rosemending.livejournal.com/117700.html

Why This Must Be Read: Asgard beaming technology accidentally switches John and Rodney's private parts. They miss their private parts. They want to reunite with their private parts. It's dirty, it's wrong, and it's... sweet.

( Excerpt under the cut )