'Dr. Jackson's Diary' by Anais (NC-17)

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Rec Category: Jack/Daniel
Pairing: Jack/Daniel, Daniel/Paul
Category: Slash, Humor
Warning: Slash, Not-Monkeys, Guacamole Anguish, Excessive Amounts of Alcohol, Caffeine, and Cookie Consumption, THING!
Author on LJ: notmonkey
Author's Website: http://www.versaphile.com/anais/
Link: http://www.versaphile.com/anais/January.shtml

Why This Must Be Read:
I'm rather shocked that this hasn't been recced already. It is one of the quintessential Jack/Daniel fics.

A parody of Bridgett Jones' Diary, the DJD takes us through a year with Daniel, the most neurotic, self-destructive, self-conscious, and plagued archeologist/linguist to walk this Earth (or any other planets you can gate to). The whole of the piece is laugh-yourself-sick funny. It is completely absurd and its absurdity is its brilliance.

Also, strangely enough, there's lots of hot Jack/Daniel action and enough angst (comidically rendered) to kill a Not-Monkey.

The first part gets a little gross with describing a planet that might as well be called Planet Sewer, but after that the ick-factor is mostly contained in two words: Guacamole Anguish. Read the story to find out what I mean. ;)

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Six Impossible Things Before Breakfast by anthropmorfic (PG)

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Rec Category: John Sheppard
Pairing: none
Category: general
Warning: none
Author on LJ: anthropomorfic
Author's Website: Practical Necromancy
Link: Six Impossible Things Before Breakfast
Why This Must Be Read: It's fascinating, funny, and a little unsettling. Beautifully written as the audience gets different glimpses at John and various possibilities in the SGA universe. Go read and leave feedback!

Itch by Lyndac - (NC17)

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Rec Category: Ronon Dex
Pairing: Ronon/Teyla
Category: Angst, fight!porn
Warning: S2 episode Lost Boys
Author on LJ: lyndac
Author's Website: Here
Link: Itch

Why This Must Be Read: The episode 'Lost Boys' seems to have spawned a lot of fic. This is one of those but is a nice (and very spicy) moment between Teyla and Ronon. Plus, the language is beautiful. This is more Teyla centric but at this early stage I'm finding that we are mostly discovering the character of Ronon through the eyes of the other established characters.

The Quote that caught my eye - Ronon smelled like an early morning prayer.