The Adventures of Rodney McKay's Magical Healing Cock by sardonicsmiley (PG)

[morena-evensong.livejournal.com]

Show: SGA

Rec Category: Rodney McKay
Characters: Rodney McKay, John Sheppard, Ensemble
Pairings: None
Categories: Gen, Humour
Warnings: Crack, copious mentions of male genetalia
Author on LJ: Unknown
Author's Website: no more tears
Link: The Adventures of Rodney McKay's Magical Healing Cock

Why This Must Be Read: You mean the title itself isn't enough of a reason to read this story? Ah, well, then allow me to give you two more. First of all, the author's summmary: "Oh my God! It's glowing!" Secondly, despite the title, there manages to be absolutely no sex in this story whatsoever (just the description of one rather bizzarre sex dream).

There can really never be too many 'weird Ancient device' stories and this one is crack at its finest.

Comments

[popkin16]

I am a McShep OTP'er, so I don't usually read fics where Rodney and/or John are with others, so I've avoided this fic. You make me want to read it, now!

[morena-evensong.livejournal.com]

Lol, sweet! Although, it's not even so much that they're with other people here, but rather that they're not with each other. There's just absolutely zero romance period.

[popkin16]

Oh, I don't mind a lack of romance - I read gen fic (though admittedly it does tend to focus on John and Rodney). I just don't want to read fic about them with others, which is what put me off. It's silly, I know, and I'm missing out on great fic, but I can't help myself.

[morena-evensong.livejournal.com]

Lol, I get that. I'm a bit more flexible on pairings, especially in this fandom, but I can understand getting put off a good story because it's not your OTP. (although I'm extremely confused as to what that has to with anything here, because this IS a Gen story with no pairings...).

[popkin16]

The title of the fic gave me the impression he was using his Magical Healing Cock, and the character list is "ensemble", which makes it sound like he's sleeping with a bunch of people. Which I am not interested in, and thus was put off the fic~

[morena-evensong.livejournal.com]

Oh I see. Yeah, that was what the author used to indicate that a bunch of people show up in the story, so I used it. Because no one other than John and Rodney are there for any real length of time, but they are there...

[popkin16]

*nod* Yep :) You've convinced me to give the fic a try, so that's good.