Five Things Sheppard did that Lorne had to fix by Domenika Marzione (unrated by author, G by reccer)

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Show: SGA
Rec Category: Humour
Characters: Evan Lorne, John Sheppard
Categories: Gen
Warnings: None
Author on LJ: Unknown
Author's Website: The DMZ
Link: Five Things Sheppard did that Lorne had to fix

Why This Must Be Read: It's hillarious. Seriously, number two with the ketchup had me in stiches, barely able to take a breath. One of those 'I have no idea why this is quite so funny, but I can't stop laughing' moments. Best of all, the five scenarios, while each silly in their own way, are entirely believable. I can totally see all of this happening on Atlantis, just like I agree with Domenika Marzione's view that while Sheppard is a good CO, Lorne's probably the one who's actually running the day-to-day operations of the place.

P.S. For context on the ketchup thing, go read Hamlet Never Saw This Coming which has been recced here previously.