Just Like Schrödinger's Cat
Aug. 31st, 2014 11:40 pmShow: SGA
Rec Category: McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Rodney McKay, John Sheppard, Miko Kusunagi, Carol Simpson, various OCs
Pairings: McKay/Sheppard
Categories: slash
Warnings: male humans have sex
Author on LJ: lamardeuse
Author's Website: http://puddle-wonderful.ca/
Link: Just Like Schrödinger's Cat
John and Rodney figure it out. Everybody else - seriously, everybody - figures it out first.
Published in Surfacing.
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The thin thread of Rodney’s patience finally snapped. “Yes, while we’re at it, why don’t we just get you a dart and a Wraith costume and have you fly in and beam a canister of the enzyme directly into their ventilation system?”
Sheppard’s eyes lit up. “Can we do that?”
Rodney stared at him. “You are a crazy person.”
Sheppard affected a wounded air. “I’ve heard that madness is one step away from genius.”
“You heard wrong,” Rodney snapped. “Madness is one step away from my great-aunt Tilly, who frequently tried to wallpaper her cat.”
At that, Rodney heard a giggle from behind him; he turned and saw Rodriguez wearing a saccharine smile. “What?” he demanded.
Rodriguez blushed and shook her head. “Sorry. You just—you reminded me of my parents.”
Rodney glared at her. Simpson patted Rodriguez on the arm. “You must have had a horrible childhood,” she said sympathetically. Rodney transferred his glare to her.
“Oh, no, they’re very happy,” Rodriguez said hastily. “They’ve been married for thirty-eight years.” She blinked, seeming to finally realize what she was saying. “Uh. That is, I…”
Rec Category: McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Rodney McKay, John Sheppard, Miko Kusunagi, Carol Simpson, various OCs
Pairings: McKay/Sheppard
Categories: slash
Warnings: male humans have sex
Author on LJ: lamardeuse
Author's Website: http://puddle-wonderful.ca/
Link: Just Like Schrödinger's Cat
John and Rodney figure it out. Everybody else - seriously, everybody - figures it out first.
Published in Surfacing.
---
The thin thread of Rodney’s patience finally snapped. “Yes, while we’re at it, why don’t we just get you a dart and a Wraith costume and have you fly in and beam a canister of the enzyme directly into their ventilation system?”
Sheppard’s eyes lit up. “Can we do that?”
Rodney stared at him. “You are a crazy person.”
Sheppard affected a wounded air. “I’ve heard that madness is one step away from genius.”
“You heard wrong,” Rodney snapped. “Madness is one step away from my great-aunt Tilly, who frequently tried to wallpaper her cat.”
At that, Rodney heard a giggle from behind him; he turned and saw Rodriguez wearing a saccharine smile. “What?” he demanded.
Rodriguez blushed and shook her head. “Sorry. You just—you reminded me of my parents.”
Rodney glared at her. Simpson patted Rodriguez on the arm. “You must have had a horrible childhood,” she said sympathetically. Rodney transferred his glare to her.
“Oh, no, they’re very happy,” Rodriguez said hastily. “They’ve been married for thirty-eight years.” She blinked, seeming to finally realize what she was saying. “Uh. That is, I…”
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Date: 2014-09-01 07:24 am (UTC)