The Modern Man's Hustle by eleveninches (PG-13)

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Show: SGA
Rec Category: Ronon Dex
Characters: Ronon Dex, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Teyla Emmagan, Elizabeth Weir
Pairing: Ronon Dex/Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard/Rodney McKay
Het/Slash/Gen: Het, slash
Warnings: None.
Author on LJ: eleveninches
Author's Website: on Ao3
Link: The Modern Man's Hustle
Why this must be read: The SGA fandom has produced some of the finest crack out there. This story had me laughing from start to finish. There are fake marriages, a very unique take on Ronon's backstory and poor John as the worst closeted gay in history. The dialogue is brilliant.

This story was written in Season Two, back before Lorne had a first name and Ronon had a personality.

For Madelyn's Cuff 'Em, Vamp 'Em, or Just Make 'Em Come Already Kink and Cliché Multi-Fandom Challenge, I was given the choice between: a) Undercover Lover/have to pretend to be dating; b) I'm Confused, We Didn't Have Non-Reproductive Sex On My Home Planet;
c) Magical themes (love spells; magical characters or creatures; magical lands or settings; predictions; curses; possession; fairytales; magical girls; see also Special powers and skills). I decided to do all three.