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Show: SG1
Rec Category: Alternate Universe
Characters: Daniel Jackson Jack O'Neill Sam Carter Teal'c (SG-1) George Hammond
Pairings: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Categories: Humor Alternate Universes Fluff Quantum Mirrors
Warnings: None
Author on LJ:
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Author's Website: Tafkar.net
Link: Another Fine Universe You've Gotten Us Into
Why This Must Be Read: The Summary says: Oh, that pesky quantum mirror. Jack and Daniel step through the Stargate into a universe that is not their own, the day before they're supposed to go on a long-overdue vacation. Every time they try to get home they're led to a universe more unusual than the last. What's worse: the fact that they may not survive to get back home, or the fact that even if they do, they may not make their flight?
OK So Jack and Daniel stepped through the Stargate but it malfunctions and arrived in a different universe and now have to jump from universe to universe to get to their own and all Jack wanted was a beach vacation.
The Jacks eyed each other up and down. When they spoke, it was in unison. "Well, this is…"
"… weird," the Daniels chimed in.
General Jack O'Neill looked around. Yep, it was the gate room, looking exactly like his gate room, with all the gate room amenities, like a steel ramp and a big window into the control room, and, through the window, a General Hammond was staring at them, agape. Equally agape were the scruffy-haired Jack O'Neill, un-bespectacled Daniel Jackson, and SGC-uniformed Bra'tac who were staring at him, three amenities his gate room definitely lacked.
Dammit, they were scheduled for three days of downtime when they got back. Tonight was dinner with the team, and tomorrow he and Daniel were off to an undisclosed island, where he would pretend to fish and Daniel would complain about beach erosion and the eradication of local culture. There would be drinks with umbrellas in them, cheap souvenirs, and they would very likely do things that would make Sam blush.
You plan one idyllic weekend in advance, and look what happens, he thought.
He tossed a thumb over his shoulder. "We did just come through the gate, right?" he said to his Daniel. "I mean, this isn't some holographic time-travel mindmeld Gatekeeper thing?"
"No, I don't think so," Daniel said, his lips slightly pursed, eyebrows drawn together like caterpillars beginning a mating dance.
The other Daniel Jackson turned to Bra'tac, who had his staff weapon trained on the two newcomers. "Stand down, Bra'tac," he said, waving one hand, sounding bemused.
Jack took a hard look at the other Daniel then – his erect stance, his lack of glasses, the way his hair was just a little shorter on the sides than his Daniel's. An idea began to dawn, but he shoved it aside, in the same dusty corner where he put other impossible ideas, like the one he'd had about his Daniel and the robot Daniel. No freaking way, he thought to himself.
The speakers came on in the gate room, and General George Hammond's voice boomed through. "Colonel, what the hell is going on, here?"
Rec Category: Alternate Universe
Characters: Daniel Jackson Jack O'Neill Sam Carter Teal'c (SG-1) George Hammond
Pairings: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Categories: Humor Alternate Universes Fluff Quantum Mirrors
Warnings: None
Author on LJ:
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Author's Website: Tafkar.net
Link: Another Fine Universe You've Gotten Us Into
Why This Must Be Read: The Summary says: Oh, that pesky quantum mirror. Jack and Daniel step through the Stargate into a universe that is not their own, the day before they're supposed to go on a long-overdue vacation. Every time they try to get home they're led to a universe more unusual than the last. What's worse: the fact that they may not survive to get back home, or the fact that even if they do, they may not make their flight?
OK So Jack and Daniel stepped through the Stargate but it malfunctions and arrived in a different universe and now have to jump from universe to universe to get to their own and all Jack wanted was a beach vacation.
The Jacks eyed each other up and down. When they spoke, it was in unison. "Well, this is…"
"… weird," the Daniels chimed in.
General Jack O'Neill looked around. Yep, it was the gate room, looking exactly like his gate room, with all the gate room amenities, like a steel ramp and a big window into the control room, and, through the window, a General Hammond was staring at them, agape. Equally agape were the scruffy-haired Jack O'Neill, un-bespectacled Daniel Jackson, and SGC-uniformed Bra'tac who were staring at him, three amenities his gate room definitely lacked.
Dammit, they were scheduled for three days of downtime when they got back. Tonight was dinner with the team, and tomorrow he and Daniel were off to an undisclosed island, where he would pretend to fish and Daniel would complain about beach erosion and the eradication of local culture. There would be drinks with umbrellas in them, cheap souvenirs, and they would very likely do things that would make Sam blush.
You plan one idyllic weekend in advance, and look what happens, he thought.
He tossed a thumb over his shoulder. "We did just come through the gate, right?" he said to his Daniel. "I mean, this isn't some holographic time-travel mindmeld Gatekeeper thing?"
"No, I don't think so," Daniel said, his lips slightly pursed, eyebrows drawn together like caterpillars beginning a mating dance.
The other Daniel Jackson turned to Bra'tac, who had his staff weapon trained on the two newcomers. "Stand down, Bra'tac," he said, waving one hand, sounding bemused.
Jack took a hard look at the other Daniel then – his erect stance, his lack of glasses, the way his hair was just a little shorter on the sides than his Daniel's. An idea began to dawn, but he shoved it aside, in the same dusty corner where he put other impossible ideas, like the one he'd had about his Daniel and the robot Daniel. No freaking way, he thought to himself.
The speakers came on in the gate room, and General George Hammond's voice boomed through. "Colonel, what the hell is going on, here?"
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Date: 2013-10-26 03:12 am (UTC)I've recently gotten it up at AO3 as well: http://archiveofourown.org/works/983967
THANK YOU!
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Date: 2013-10-26 07:34 am (UTC)