The Only Winning Move by Synecdochic (PG-13)

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Show: Stargate SG-1
Rec category: Humor
Characters: Sam, Jack, Daniel, Teal'c, Hammond, Janet
Pairings: None
Categories: Team Fic
Warnings: Season 7-ish, so there's some vague spoilers
Author's Website: The World is Not Enough
Link: The Only Winning Move

Why this must be read: This story rides the edge between realism and crack so well you'll be left blinking and wondering how the author did it while laughing at the same time. Once a year the SGC performs War Games to teach Tactical Readiness in the face of possible Off-World attack and SG-1 Would never *ever* cheat to get the betting pool winnings. Right.


As we have a number of individuals new to the SGC this year, a review of the basic training scenario rules covered in Internal Policy MG-433 is included:

1. These training scenarios are intended to assess base readiness and review policies regarding certain scenarios that may occur in daily operations. They are not intended solely to provide a chance for you to shoot your co-workers, whether or not they deserve it.

(Daniel leaned over Sam's shoulder as she read the email out loud. "Jack?"

Jack looked up from where he was fiddling with the electromagnowhoosit on Sam's lab bench. "Yah?"

"You edited this memo after Hammond was done with it, didn't you."

Jack's lips tipped up. "What gave it away?"

Daniel rolled his eyes. "Oh, nothing.")