It's Good to Be General by Green-Grrl
Mar. 1st, 2013 08:54 amShow: Stargate SG-1
Rec category: Humor
Characters: Sam, Jack, Daniel, Teal'c
Pairings: Jack/Daniel
Categories: Jack/Daniel, First time,
Warnings: PG-13, Spoilers for season 8, Copious amounts of liquor
Author's Website: Green_grrl
Link: http://green-grrl.dreamwidth.org/100605.html
Why this must be read: Green_grrl has a fantastic way of making Jack's voice come alive in all the best ways, and this story is no exception. Jack and Team go on a mission to a planet where making alcohol is not just their occupation, but their God-given prerogative, so of course, fun times ensue. Appearances by annoyed SG team leaders, hungover Teal'c and drunken pet names by Jack.
He swept his pointer finger around the table. "The briefing is for the follow-up mission to P5X …" He groped for the number.
"Planet Beer!" Ferretti interrupted. The other team leaders laughed, and Jack allowed himself a slightly evil smirk.
"Daniel?"
"P5X-492," Daniel, next to him, said mildly.
"Ah, yes. Good old 492. Otherwise known as Half-a-tent—"
"Haphentut," Daniel corrected.
"Yes, that—or … Planet Beer."
The colonels grinned.
Rec category: Humor
Characters: Sam, Jack, Daniel, Teal'c
Pairings: Jack/Daniel
Categories: Jack/Daniel, First time,
Warnings: PG-13, Spoilers for season 8, Copious amounts of liquor
Author's Website: Green_grrl
Link: http://green-grrl.dreamwidth.org/100605.html
Why this must be read: Green_grrl has a fantastic way of making Jack's voice come alive in all the best ways, and this story is no exception. Jack and Team go on a mission to a planet where making alcohol is not just their occupation, but their God-given prerogative, so of course, fun times ensue. Appearances by annoyed SG team leaders, hungover Teal'c and drunken pet names by Jack.
He swept his pointer finger around the table. "The briefing is for the follow-up mission to P5X …" He groped for the number.
"Planet Beer!" Ferretti interrupted. The other team leaders laughed, and Jack allowed himself a slightly evil smirk.
"Daniel?"
"P5X-492," Daniel, next to him, said mildly.
"Ah, yes. Good old 492. Otherwise known as Half-a-tent—"
"Haphentut," Daniel corrected.
"Yes, that—or … Planet Beer."
The colonels grinned.
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Date: 2013-03-02 01:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-03-02 03:50 am (UTC)Also, drunk!Jack talk = pure love. I would have loved to hear what Daniel translated that mess into.
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Date: 2013-03-03 12:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-03-03 06:42 pm (UTC)I was even thinking of making an entry on my lj just to put them all down in one place.
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Date: 2013-03-04 02:44 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-03-04 04:14 am (UTC)Hopefully I'll be able to post it in the next few days.
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Date: 2013-03-04 09:49 am (UTC)I know what you mean though. Awhile back I participated in a "100 Things" challenge, and I chose fanfiction as my thing. I couldn't keep the fic to just 100 though, I had to increase it to 125.