Going to the Zoo by Roeskva (G)

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Show: SG-1

Rec Category: Tok'ra
Characters: Jacob/Selmak
Categories: Gen, humour
Warnings: none
Author on LJ: roeskva
Author's Website: The Tok'ra Tunnels
Link: Going to the Zoo

Why This Must Be Read: Fun, light story about Jacob/Selmak taking the grandchildren to the Zoo. Some fun internal discussions between Jacob and Selmak. Great to hear Selmak's enthusiasm at this new experience, and Jacob being a bit grumpy, fits. Nothing deep here, just a fun, happy story - something Jacob and Selmak get far too rarely. 

"Can we go see the tigers now, granddad?" His granddaughter, Lisa, begged.

"No! I wanna go see the elephants...pleeease?" William complained. "Tigers are stupid."

"Tigers are way cooler than elephants! They...aaugh...William is pulling my hair. GRANDPA!" Lisa tried pushing William away.

"Stop it!" Jacob was starting to feel seriously pissed. He loved his grandchildren, but this...he grabbed one of them in each hand and held them apart. "Don't fight - or we're going home. Right now!"

*What if we all went to get something to eat? We're getting hungry you know...that's probably why the children are fighting. I might even let you have something unhealthy, like a hot dog...all you have to do is agree to let me go to the petting Zoo...*

Jacob was tempted, but not ready to surrender yet. *Two - with a coke!*

Selmak cringed. *You know who gets to do damage control...*

*Deal or not?*

*Deal...*