A Jaffa, an archaeologist, and two Air Force officers walk into a library…, by Aces (G)

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Show: Stargate SG-1

Rec Category: Crossover
Characters: Team
Het/Slash/Gen: Gen
Warnings: crossover with Doctor Who
Author on LJ: wishfulaces
Author's Website: Aces at AO3
Link: A Jaffa, an archaeologist, and two Air Force officers walk into a library…

Why This Must Be Read: Here's a winning formula for you: Old Skool!Team plus eleventh!Doctor plus the Library of Alexandria equals sheer glee.

Go! ::makes shooing motions::


“Hello, hello, hello,” said the Doctor with a wide grin, and Amy and Rory rolled their eyes at each other even as they hurried after him to find out what on earth was going on, “what’s all this then?”

Two very large guns and a staff weapon were immediately trained on him.

“Well, that’s a bit unnecessary, don’t you think?” the Doctor said more quietly and with a touch of indignation. “I’m fairly sure I don’t have an overdue book from this library.”

Three men, one woman, and the guy wearing glasses was the only one not pointing a weapon at them. “Guys?” he said, raising a finger. “I’m pretty sure the bad guys don’t normally wear bowties.”

“No,” said the Doctor, fingering his bowtie, “bad guys are not cool enough to wear bowties.”