Civil Union, by Stringertheory (PG)

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Show: Stargate SG-1

Rec Category: Team
Characters: Samantha Carter, Daniel Jackson, Jack O'Neill, Teal'c
Het/Slash/Gen: Gen
Warnings: none
Author on LJ: stringertheory
Author's Website: fic list
Link: Civil Union

Why This Must Be Read: Teamy goodness of the gleefully silly kind, with Sam and Teal'c pwnage. ::making shooing motions:: Go read and grin!


“So, just tell 'em she's married,” Jack advised, waving a hand at the elders, who were waiting patiently. Other locals had gathered at respectful distances, watching covertly or blatantly, clearly curious about their visitors.

“I did,” said Daniel, “but they suspect it's one of us.”

“Oh,” Sam said. She glanced among her teammates, a smile threatening at the corner of her mouth even as her eyes grew wary.

“Spouses sit together in the Center and participate in all the clan meetings as a single unit.”

“So --”

“We have to marry Sam.”

The group went silent. No one looked at Sam. The amused smile on her face faded into a frown and quickly continued on to a scowl.

“Well don't everyone volunteer at once!”