How Not to Eat an Elephant, by Tielan (PG)

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Show: Stargate SG-1/Stargate Atlantis

Rec Category: Team
Characters: Teyla, Vala Mal Doran, team, original characters
Het/Slash/Gen: Gen
Warnings: none
Author on LJ: tielan
Author's Website: Tielan at AO3
Link: How Not to Eat an Elephant

Why This Must Be Read: Because Teyla and Vala are undeniably awesome, and rescue their imprisoned teammates with a rousing game of Good Cop, Bad Cop!

...What? You're still here? :)


"I got tired of waiting. Besides," Vala said, waving the stunner in the air, "why give up things we don't really want to give up, when we can do a prisoner exchange instead! Your daughter for our team-mates."

The Sufi spreads his hands, apparently horrified. "Six stalwart warriors in exchange for one girl? Surely you jest?"

Vala tilts her head, frowning at Teyla. "Six stalwart warriors? Are we sure he's got the right people?"

Exasperation mingled with amusement is a common feeling when dealing with Vala.

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