Five Headaches SG-1 Gave General Hammond, by Beanpot (G)

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Show: Stargate SG-1

Rec Category: General Hammond
Characters: General Hammond, team
Het/Slash/Gen: Gen
Warnings: none
Author on LJ: beanpot
Author's Website: fic master list
Link: Five headaches SG-1 gave George Hammond, which he was finally able to laugh about at his retirement party.

Why This Must Be Read: Because George Hammond is awesome and took the most insane SG-1 shenanigans in stride with unflappable aplomb. And despite the light, humorous tone of this five things, the last one is the most solemn -- and the best one of all.


It seemed that every other mission SG-1 went on resulted in new chapters being added to the “Thou Shall Not On Missions” book. His favorite, although it meant fudging every single mission report, was the one that necessitated the chapter on “Thou shall not insult a planet’s sacred jackeloupe or unicorn as silly, imaginary, and/or stupid.” It was worth it, though, when he had locked himself in his office to laugh at Col. O’Neill’s hair and body being dyed purple for a week.