The Saga of Anubis (Or, How Daniel Jackson is Followed By a Kitten) by <user site="livejournal.com"

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Show: SG1
Rec Category: Daniel Jackson
Characters: Daniel Jackson, Team, General Hammond, Janet Fraiser
Pairing: none
Het/Slash/Gen: gen
Warning: Crackfic
Author on LJ: ladylade
Author's Website: ladylade
Link: The Saga Of Anubis
Why this must be read: Very very funny story involving Daniel and the whole team dealing with a Goa'uld infested kitty.
Story Summary: The kitten stares at him. Daniel stares back. Either Daniel’s hallucinating, or he’s got a Goa’uld kitten in his bathroom.



“I are Goa’uld,” the tiny grey kitten says.

Daniel stares down at it from his seat on the toilet. If there was ever a time for this, it is definitely not now.

“Bow before me, cretin human,” it says. Its voice is high and scratchy, and the words aren’t quite formed right.

Daniel continues to stare.

The kitten glares up at him. “I are serious Anubis. This is serious business.”

“This is not real,” Daniel says, more to himself than to the cat.

“You give teh kitteh offerings.” One patch of hair behind its right ear is sticking up wildly, looking like a contained electrocution. “Of tuna.”

“This is not real.” Daniel says.

The kitten stares at him. Daniel stares back. The world must be fucking with him. He calls Jack anyway. Either Daniel’s hallucinating, or he’s got a Goa’uld kitten in his bathroom.

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[thenightsfall]

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