Things SG Teams are No Longer Allowed to Do, by caffinebunny (K+)

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Show: SG-1
Rec Category: Gen
Characters: Jack O'Neill, Samantha Carter, Daniel Jackson, Teal'c, General Hammond, Janet Fraiser (but the entire SGC is mentioned)
Het/Slash/Gen: Gen
Warning: none
Author on LJ: medjai_trowa
Link: Things SG Teams are No Longer Allowed to Do

Why this must be read:
Because it's hilarious! Seriously, you'll love the wacky ideas SG teams come up with, and why several things just had to be banned. Like duct tape, for example. I pity poor General Hammond, the commands the craziest people in the US armed forces...

Summary: Just a little comic relief around the SGC. Everyone needs to have a little fun. Rated K because they're reading naughty books... Darn Jarheads. Darn Flyboys. And the civilians aren't much better.

18. Duct tape is not a cure all.

18a. It is conceded that duct tape may be used to cure certain mechanical problems.

18b. Duct tape may not be used to ensure that no civilian personnel are lost.

18c. Anyone requiring duct tape for legitimate purposes will be required to fill out a requisition form with the signatures of two senior officers.

That last one looked interesting. He counted as a senior officer, didn't he?

That led to another entry appearing mere hours later, in Sam's writing:

18d. Colonel O'Neill is no longer allowed to sign duct tape requisitions at the request of SG-1 and Major Feretti.

And a second one in Daniel's.

18d. A list of banned uses of duct tape is kept next to the list of forbidden items. This list is also kept up to date.

Jack blinked. Nope. It still read the same.

19. "It followed me home!" is no excuse.

He wasn't even going to speculate about that one.

Comments

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Wow, this is fantastic!