Boredom is the Root of All Evil (And Lorne is its Bitch) by kho (R)

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Show: SGA
Rec Category: humor
Characters: John, Lorne
Pairing: none
Het/Slash/Gen: gen
Warning: language
Author on LJ: kho
Author's Website: Kho's den of writerdom
Link: Boredom is the Root of All Evil (And Lorne is its Bitch)

Why this must be read:

Lorne and John, trapped in a jail cell, waiting for rescue.... Bored silly! How do they pass the time? By the time-honored tradition of children everywhere, by playing such innovative games as I Spy, Go Fish, Rock Paper Scissors, and Who's Better... >.< Kho has these two men's voices down so hard in such a fantastically funny situation that I dare you not to laugh! LOL And their interactions with each other! Just fantastically captured! If I had to be captured by aliens and held in a jail cell for god knows how long, please let it be with these two. At least I'd be entertained and laughing silly while held captive. LOL

Story Summary: None provided


“I have three nines.”

“Bullshit.”

“Fuck.”

“You really have no poker face, sir.”

“Shut up, Lorne.”

Comments

[green-grrl.livejournal.com]

Oh, god, yes--this one's hilarious!

[duonoaikouka.livejournal.com]

Ain't it though?! LOL The whole I Spy thing with the pea in the poop had me laughing in buckets. >.< LOL

[kho.livejournal.com]

Awww, thanks!!! I'm so flattered that after so long ago this story is still remembered. Heee, thank you!

[duonoaikouka.livejournal.com]

You're very welcome, m'dear!! This story hurt my sides so much from laughter that I just HAD to share. LOL