Life Stress Test by Penknife (G by reccer)

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Show: SG1
Rec Category: Humor
Characters: Daniel, Sam, Jack
Pairing: none
Het/Slash/Gen: gen
Warning: none
Author on LJ: penknife
Author's Website: AO3
Link: Life Stress

Why this must be read:
Sam's got a point, with all that happens at the SGC, it's amazing that they aren't crazy or dead yet. XD A simple Stress Test from a magazine gets a SGC make over with random additions from SG1. Causes of stress range from gaining a new family member (It's a clone!) to touching glowy crystals to the special bonus points section containing Ba'al, Anubis, and the IOA. My personal favorite that reality indicates it's time to throw in the towel and go home: any day on which we run out of coffee. >.< LOL Enjoy the proof that the Stargate Program will drive you wacky or just make you laugh, depending on how you see the world. LOL
Story Summary: The ordinary scale may not apply.


SGC Life Stress Test

Total destruction of universe (really should not leave you in a position to fill out this questionnaire, unless time loops are involved)
Destruction of your home planet
Death of self
Death of a spouse
Divorce
Ascension
Un-Ascension
Ascension of close friend who seems to think other planes of existence are a revolving door